Day 33. Beverly Hillbillies

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Next to nothing happened today, and I don’t really feel like writing. So I will use my friend/former coworker, Lisa’s spoof on the Beverly Hillbillies theme song that she sent to me yesterday. Did you know the Beverly Hillbillies characters were from the Ozarks? It’s true.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeff
A poor Iowa/Missourian, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin’ up some film,
And up through his brain came some dreams of moviedom.
Stardom that is, the Big Time, Hollywood

Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeff is unemployed,
His wife said Jeff move away from here
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So he loaded up the Honda and moved to Hollywood,

LA that is,
his friend’s parent’s basement. Cheez Its and STARBucks

The Mystery Year!

Well now it’s time to say good-bye to Jeff and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.

You’re all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hollywood that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y’all come back now, y’hear?



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2 responses to “Day 33. Beverly Hillbillies

  1. Mandy

    Hey Jeff…

    I am really enjoying your blog. Praying for you and wishing you the best.

    I keep telling my husband about your blog and he keeps telling me that I should tell you about a friend of ours that is out there as well…his name is Scott McNew (@scottmcnew on twitter) and he is an actor/hillarious gentleman from MO now in LA – just like you! He has been doing some improv and such out there…i think he has been out there for like a year now.

    anyways…this seems awkward somehow…but maybe your paths with cross…or whatever….good luck!


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