Tuesday, July 6, 2011
Here are a few things.
This is a video we used on the show Saturday night. A security camera captured an encounter I had outside the Beautiful Starbucks.
I mentioned the other day that for That Guy From…we had people write down a line, or a one sentence summary of their favorite personal story. Then, we selected one person and I interviewed them during the show. After the show, I looked at all the lines people had written down.
They’re so good.
So I thought I would share them.
Here they are, lines from the best stories, from the best audience in Los Angeles late night.
-My father used to take me sledding in a child’s coffin when I was 5.
-So, I was rearing back with my slingshot and had the car right where I wanted it…
-One night I went on a date with a dead body
-The time I had to go pee in Times Square during the dropping of the ball.
-I woke up to my alarm clock one morning with completely numb legs and I army crawled across my room to turn it off.
-Do you think Gloria would mind if I shit in her car?
Tonight, Michelle and I went to have dinner with relatives of mine that I had only talked to over the phone. I met my grandma’s cousin, and her daughter, Suzanee, and family. Suzanne has helped me make some connections out here. We had a great time, and as appropriate when you visit family, we left with a lot of tupperware filled with food.