Day 251. Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

Sunday, October 30, 2011

I’m going to keep going with Halloween, because I love it so.

Today, we went for a hike with our friends, Evan and Kerstin, went to church, watched a beautiful sunset over the ocean, and waited for Thai food forever.

Here are some ideas for Halloween this year, there’s still time:

-A modest slut. Everyone goes as a slutty nurse, or a slutty this, or slutty that, why not do the opposite? You wear modest clothes on the outside and slutty undergarments.

-You, without makeup. This one only works for women that wear a lot of makeup. Every so often, I’ve seen a picture of one of you without it and I can’t recognize you. Boom, Halloween costume.

-Moody’s Credit Rating Agency. You host a party and tell everyone that you will be in charge of regulating the quality of the costumes. Tell everyone that they are great when they walk in and give them a AAA rating. After everyone is drunk later in the evening from the alcohol you provided,  downgrade everyone’s costume rating. At the end of the party, everyone will get the analogy.

-Seal Team Six.

-Osama Bin Loggins. This is a mix between Osama Bin Laden and Kenny Loggins. Beard works for both.

-Drone Strike. You aren’t invited to the party, but you just fly through the front door and out the back dropping pinpointed Halloween candy.

-Double dip recession. You go to a party and hang out near the chips and salsa and keep sadly double dipping when people go by. It’s conceptual, no one will get it.

Dang it, I’ve got to run to improv class!

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