Thursday, November 25, 2011
I have rarely been away from family on Thanksgiving. Once, I was studying in Wales, and it didn’t matter too much because they didn’t care about Thanksgiving. Heathens. The other time was when I was interning at Letterman. We shot an episode that day, so it felt kind of like work, although there was a Thanksgiving meal provided and an amazing view of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. We were eye level with a lot of the inflatable creatures.
Today, I went to my friend Evan and Kerstin’s apartment. They made a great Thanksgiving meal.
Here is a list of things that we did:
-Played catch with a nerf football (I don’t like big footballs, my hands are too small).
-Sat on the couch and watched TV/movies.
That, my friends, is a great Thanksgiving. Friday, I will work Black Friday and long for a couch. I would like to live blog it, but I’m afraid that would result in my firing. I’ll see what I can remember.
Here are some alternate names for Black Friday:
-What our Forefathers Fought For Day
-Lose Your Shit Day
-Savings After Cravings Day
-The Wounds will Heal, Get the Deal Day
-The Botulism of Capitalism Day
-Camping for a Cause Day
-The Percentage of the Deal is the Same Percentage of my Mind I Will Lose Day
-You Can be Damn Sure that that Hussy with the Cankles, Stretchy Pants, and the Wolf Sweatshirt is not Going to Get to the Discounted Microwaves Before Me, I Will Cut Her if I Have to–Day
-Take That Communism Day
-Black Heart Friday